Funny Quotes About Love

Funny Love QuotesLove is not always romantic, it can be funny sometimes. These humorous and ironic quotes by the famous will leave you smirking and smiling in delight. Either you’re sad or you’re mad funny quotes about love can make you glad. Have fun reading these funny quotes about love and remember that love is joy.



  1. If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?Unknown
  2. To love is to suffer. To avoid suffering one must not love. But then one suffers from not loving. Therefore to love is to suffer, not to love is to suffer. To suffer is to suffer. To be happy is to love. To be happy then is to suffer. But suffering makes one unhappy. Therefore, to be unhappy one must love, or love to suffer, or suffer from too much happiness. I hope you’re getting this down. ~Woody AllenLove and Death
  3. Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age – as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight.Phyllis Diller
  4. Love at first sight is possible, but it pays to take a second look.Unknown
  5. After a quarrel, a husband said to his wife, “You know, I was a fool when I married you.” She replied, “Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn’t notice.Unknown
  6. Love is temporary insanity curable by marriage.Ambrose Bierce
  7. When a woman steals your husband, there is no better revenge than to let her keep him.Unknown
  8. Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love.Albert Einstein
  9. The four most important words in any marriage…”I’ll do the dishes.Unknown
  10. If women didn’t exist all the money in the world would have no meaning.Aristotle Onassis
  11. Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, half shut afterwards.Benjamin Franklin
  12. The better I get to know men, the more I find myself loving dogs.~  Charles de Gaulle
  13. The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing — and then marry him.~ Cher
  14. By the time you swear you’re his,
    Shivering and sighing,
    And he vows his passion is infinite, undying –
    Lady, make note of this: One of you is lying.Dorothy Parker
  15. True love comes quietly, without banners or flashing lights. If you hear bells, get your ears checked.Erich Segal
  16. When we got married I told my wife “If you leave me, I’m going with you.
    And she never did.James Fineous McBride
  17. If love is the answer, could you rephrase the question.Lily Tomlin
  18. I’ve had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn’t.Patrick Murray
  19. I haven’t spoken to my wife in years. I didn’t want to interrupt her.Rodney Dangerfield
  20. In my house I’m the boss, my wife is just the decision maker.Woody Allen

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